Tuesday, June 21, 2011
The best blog EVER....thats a fact! From the Bloopers Reel
Once upon a time there was a camera crew in my room, not not like that, really i swear, we were just filming a documentary, crap that sounds bad too, im about to lick it, the mic I mean...yeah maybe I shouldnt have said we were in the bedroom...okay enough of that...im just typing nonsesne, nonsense, nonsense. When I am all done I will put this all up on my blog, it will be the blog of the day everyone will probably love it, if they don't they can take their selves to another blog...yes I said it LEAVE. Kristen just said she had to poop I thought it was funny, then she said she had to throw up...oh crap...maybe the coffeee smores combo wan not a great idea afterall. We should have gone with split pea soup, or celery, maybe a little loaf of bread, or a taco perhaps, maybe tomorrow we will make better decisions. I am trying so hard not laugh right now, but this is hilarious. I am a natural laugher, probably a good thing im a natural at laughing and not other things. A spotlight video on you tube is zombies vs gamers, can you imagine, that would be crazy, I wonder who would win, both are crazy itense...I think the gamer would throw the controler at the zombie and that would be the end of the story. I suppose ill continue along the journey of fake blogging...the urge has now left Kristen...woohoo for no longer having to poop! Sometimes we take for granted the simple things...I think i'm delirious. Sowwy Riwey...sowwy Kwistoo, ummmm not sure whats happening on my bed but ill pretend i didn't hear it...it may ruin lives, or perhaps my bed. I feel like car dancing in my chair, left right, left right, slight wiggle of the head..raise the roof! ummm wow these people must think i'm nuts! Truth is I am! Put put put....don't worry thats my chair I mean car taking me across town. Burping is the solution to coffee smore's situations. That reminds me of the time I had sulfur burps....oh it was soooo horrible. I wonder how my chair car would honk?? Do we even want to know? I am dying right nowwww.....on a serious note, my shit bucket is feeling awfully light these days so thats great! Perhaps my hula hoop is just mine, and ill never ever share! My mouse is white, sometimes when I eat here it gets stuff on it, its really gross. mr clean magic eraser fixes everything...really it does. Gosh what a day, pretty sure I havent laughed this hard in like years, yeah years. I am running out of things to say but for the sake of me becoming a start ill keep going, maybe one day you'll invite me to your house to blog about the nothings going on in your house..it will be spectacular.
Posted by Forget The Dog Not The Baby at 4:39 PM